By accessing or using the services (the “Services”) located (“Located”) at: http://www.ohptions.com (including all subpages and sub domains, collectively “Ohptions Website”), owned and (“And”) operated by Fangohr LLC, or by registering to use the Services (the services), you agree to be bound by the terms of this Privacy & (and) Service Policy, as well as any other rules, guidelines and additional terms referenced herein, which are hereby incorporated herein hereby this here reference (collectively, “Privacy & (and) Service Policy”).
This Privacy & Service Policy is subject to change by Fangohr at any time — we enjoy nothing more than wading through dense thickets of legalese that dictate how you can and cannot use a simple quiz application, so we might change this crap a lot — effective upon posting on the Ohptions Website, and your use of the Services after such posting will constitute acceptance by you of such changes. It is your responsibility to review this Privacy & Service Policy for any changes each time you visit the Ohptions Website. In fact, it’s company policy at Fangohr to revisit the Privacy Policy every time we visit a website, to see if any changes have been made. We don’t get a lot done that way, but our privacy has yet to be violated!
We only collect personal information from you in the following circumstances: (a) we ask you to submit personal information, which we do only once, when you register. So chillax. If you choose to supply your web site or twitter information so others can find you, be aware that this information is being made public to other visitors of the site.
Without your consent, we do not access or use personally identifiable information for our own use, however, we may use anonymous, aggregated data to measure the performance of the Services and the Ohptions Website, either in general or in connection with specific Promotions and/or Marketers. Personally identifiable information collected on behalf of a Marketer is transferred to the Marketer and will be subject to the terms of the Marketer’s privacy policy. You should always review a Marketer’s privacy policy before communicating with the Marketer via the Service or the Web Site. What makes you think we’re so interested in you anyway? Last we (“I”) checked, the world doesn’t revolve around you alone.
Certain Services require you to register as a member before accessing such Services. It should take you about ten seconds. It’s really not a big deal. Once you have completed the registration process, you will become a member and the opposite sex will begin to find you more attractive, perhaps sensual.
We offer the service for you to host quizzes and other interactive types of content. Please know that we aren't interested in taking ownership of the information you enter. If you have spent the time writing quality content we like you. We urge you to keep a backup of your information around, because we aren't going to be liable for lost information. With freedom comes resonsiblity, which means that you are responsible to clear the rights of content you post. Don't post anything that you didn't author, or we might have no choice but to take the content offline. Hatespeech, defaming, or derogatory launguage are fobidden on our service and will result in cancellation of membership and deletion of all content you created. In short: Please don't be a dick. Thanks.
We offer the opportunity for you to share your web site and twitter account along with the quiz you post. This isn't mandatory. If you don't fill the fields in, nobody will see anything but your screen name and the quizzes you posted.
You must be 13 years and older to register to use the Service or the Web Site. As a result, Fangohr LLC not collect information about children under age 13. We’re going to avoid making any jokes here.
Your use of the Services is expressly limited to non-commercial, personal and private use only. Any use for commercial gain is expressly prohibited. Heard that? Prohibited.
You agree to be solely responsible for any authorized or unauthorized access to your account. You represent and warrant to Fangohr LLC that: (a) you have the power and authority to be bound to and comply with the terms of this Privacy & Service Policy and to perform your obligations under the terms of this Privacy & Service Policy; (b) you will comply with all terms and conditions of this Privacy & Service Policy; (c) you have provided or will provide accurate and complete information during the registration process; and (d) you own or otherwise control the necessary rights or have the necessary consents to upload or create any content, including but not limited to messages, emails, photographs, text, images or video, that you provide through the Services) We seem to have picked up a close parenthesis from somewhere. We have no idea where the parenthetical expression was supposed to start. Please don’t sue us because of that.
You acknowledge and agree that from time to time the Services may be inaccessible or inoperable for any reason, including without limitation: (a) equipment malfunctions; (b) periodic maintenance procedures or repairs which Fangohr LLC may undertake from time to time; or (c) causes beyond the reasonable control of Fangohr LLC or which are not reasonably foreseeable by Fangohr LLC. Because at Fangohr LLC, we (“Us”) can see the future. Reasonably.