Are you a piggy?

In the morning, the first thing I think of is:

I have to go to work.

I want to gorge myself like I did all day yesterday and the day before.

What's for breakfast?

Flying.

Cooking dinner for Julia Child.

At an all-you-can-eat-buffet and the place is on fire so I am trying to eat as much as I can so the food doesn't go to waste.

Try to use as many fresh ingredients as possible.

I don't cook because I don't eat.

Cook enough to feed a small army and then eat it all myself.

Drink mostly, because my stomach shrank from not eating all day.

Make it into the prestigious Clean Plate Club.

Intend to order something healthy but then get pasta.

I graze on samples, and then don't end up buying very much.

I usually just buy a pack of cigarettes and a Vitamin Water (to get my vitamins).

My head explodes when I see all that delicious food in one place! I buy enough food for the week and then eat it all that day

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